Prices like this come once a lifetime, and you are gonna want to know where you stood this day when you heard the news. Now before you all read further, gather round your kin folk because this here is serious business. That rightly would be an amazing price, but we can go lower than that my friends. I hear you saying half-that! Half that! Shout it to the heavens half that ! How much would you pay for Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2? Do I hear $100? $200? But we are already givin’ it away at $19.99! And that my friends ain’t low enough! So without further adieu let me begin my tried and true method of merchandising. That is the kind of lofty goal I can unabashedly embrace. While clearly they are worth three times that said price, they are currently in a position where they wish that every man, woman, and child over 18 owns these games. I will from here forth be using the good old American dollar to belay my pricing information.Īnd to put this all in perspective, as I believe one must know the current situations so that they may truly understand the depravity of what they are witness to, the price previous to this declaration had been set at a mere $19.99 a piece. A man does not attain such a position without knowing something of low prices.īefore we begin, while this Valve company may choose to sell their games in many a currency, some of which I believe are blasphemous. You see here, I was the number one seller of bullet related merchandise in the beautiful state of Georgia for the past twelve years. How could they possibly have you gentle folk believe the sale prices of their goods? They needed to reach outside their own circles to find such a man.Īnd I am such a man. The fine people at Valve were in a bit of a quandary.
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